The Cranial Mishaps of G-Fry

Friday, June 6
 
Too many cookies. I had really frickin' good cookies over at the Hoova residence and then I came home and made oatmeal cookies, but I ate a whole bunch of dough then a few cookies and my tummy's all "blah."

The party was awesome, even though not everyone came (evil glares all 'round). So were the other two parties. Three if you count Ashley's. Summer rules.

Mnafred wants to start ab stuff now. I guess he's tired of getting made fun of now that I'm skinnier than him. Good for him. Although his puffy nipples have become a kind of mascot.

I knead a girlfriend. No, that's not true. I want one. I guess I'm just a hormoney teenager like the rest of us. Meh. I can deal with that.

I was at 7-11 gettin' a Slurpee and I picked up a girl magazine.....erm........Marie Claire. According to them, the longest erect penis recorded is 11 inches long; the shortest, 2.4 inches. Either way...ouch.

Random fact: every year, seven people are killed by vending machines.
G-Fry



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